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The name is Skwish S-K-W-I-S-H. Let me tell ya about my life so far. I'm a two year old born in Oxford, Britain. My trip here was lots of fun. Right after I got out of the hospital they put me on a really cool race track and I got to go really fast. They were testing for birth defects I guess. Then they put me on a great big ship for a cruise where I got to visit and socialize with a bunch of friends from the same hospital.
The cruise was really a blast, but it was way too short. After I got off the ship these guys with funny accents told me I had to get up on top of a huge truck and ride to Portland. It was awful. Smelly fumes; and the dirt! I had to ride umpteen hundred miles with my nose up some Hondas exhaust pipe. I finally got to Portland and after some minor adjustments my new parents were called to come pick me up. I already had my name and my favorite radio stations picked out on the big day. They got me up real early and gave me a bath at the dealership. I met my new parents and I was so excited I almost emptied my windshield squirter.
I ended up with two parents, and I heard this was the best of all worlds. They are "older", one is just my size and the other looks really tall to me, this is ok too except my seat adjuster is getting an awful lot of use. One of my friends got a family with a teenage boy; I feel bad for him. Anyway you don't get to pick your parents so I was feeling pretty lucky.
When I found out what they did for a living I was not so sure. They sell real estate and they wanted to include me on the team. I was content taking them back and forth to work but dad insisted that nobody had tried to sell real-estate in a Mini Cooper and it would be really cool. I finally agreed (what could I say, he makes my payments and pays my insurance). Fortunately I don't show houses except when there is single person looking. I mostly go on listing appointments and look cute around the office. I do get noticed since they put this sign in my back window.
Here is my commercial in case you didn't see it. Be sure to have your Speakers turned up..
http://www.skwishonline.com/
The cruise was really a blast, but it was way too short. After I got off the ship these guys with funny accents told me I had to get up on top of a huge truck and ride to Portland. It was awful. Smelly fumes; and the dirt! I had to ride umpteen hundred miles with my nose up some Hondas exhaust pipe. I finally got to Portland and after some minor adjustments my new parents were called to come pick me up. I already had my name and my favorite radio stations picked out on the big day. They got me up real early and gave me a bath at the dealership. I met my new parents and I was so excited I almost emptied my windshield squirter.
I ended up with two parents, and I heard this was the best of all worlds. They are "older", one is just my size and the other looks really tall to me, this is ok too except my seat adjuster is getting an awful lot of use. One of my friends got a family with a teenage boy; I feel bad for him. Anyway you don't get to pick your parents so I was feeling pretty lucky.
When I found out what they did for a living I was not so sure. They sell real estate and they wanted to include me on the team. I was content taking them back and forth to work but dad insisted that nobody had tried to sell real-estate in a Mini Cooper and it would be really cool. I finally agreed (what could I say, he makes my payments and pays my insurance). Fortunately I don't show houses except when there is single person looking. I mostly go on listing appointments and look cute around the office. I do get noticed since they put this sign in my back window.
Here is my commercial in case you didn't see it. Be sure to have your Speakers turned up..
http://www.skwishonline.com/
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